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[from somewhere within the grand Mayoral house, a grandfather clock chimes the hour, and when it does, it's soon accompanied by five clicking sounds. those with keen ears might even be able to hear them. a moment later, a picture of a door is sent to all the CAT devices. the door should look familiar as it has been the only locked door to remain inaccessible for the past two weeks.]

[only now, a golden easel has been place outside the door with a sign set upon it that reads:]


Come in! Please wait inside until you are called.

[the four previously occupied rooms are now empty, the people within having seemingly vanished--or have they? if anyone looks at who exactly sent the picture message, they'll notice the CAT code looks an awfully lot like that of the Mayor's...]

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luministimods: (Mayor Caligin)
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[without warning, a short beeping is issued by all the CATs, and every resident in Luministi inexplicably passes out for exactly one minute. when they awaken, they will find themselves completely restored to their normal forms]

[as usual by now, all CATs and vidscreens then activate. this song plays in accompaniment to a montage of scenes of the town, finally ending in a picture of this house. the image then cuts to a typical black-and-white scene. the Mayor is sitting at a desk in a lavish study, accented with wood panelling and full of artwork and patterned rugs. the desk is made of fine-grained wood and is decorated with statues--wooden lions, a marble Poseidon, and a bronze lion sitting front and center in front of the man. the Mayor looks like himself again--calm and cheerful, with his suit in a neat and immaculate state and an easy smile on his face. he might even have a twinkle in his eye]


Citizens of Luministi, I am here today to announce a joyous occasion! Two of our own dear citizens--[pauses, taking a deep breath and wiping at one eye, looking slightly overcome with emotion]--two of our own dear citizens, who have met and grown closer through their shared experiences in our beloved town, have decided to tie the knot officially and become our first new Luministi family! [he is positively beaming at having shared this announcement] Yes, I have the pleasure of announcing that the Doctor and Sophie Hatter will shortly be married here in town. In honor of this most special of occasions, I will be officiating myself at the ceremony, and I would like to invite you all to my home to share in the celebration! I look forward to seeing all of our extended Luministi family there!

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[randomly in the southern lawn of the town square, a silver view finder appears. pretty innocent looking, isn't it? and in actuality, it really is! only...what it shows might not be so innocent... nonetheless, observers will notice that the remaining residents who haven't been turned into dolls yet walk past it without noticing it at all. how odd.

a few minutes after its appearance, an unregistered CAT device sends an audio message to only the new residents, but those with keen ears will notice that the voice distortion is pitched a bit higher than normal. strange. the message goes as follows:]


Things are falling apart faster than I expected, so I can finally utilize this device while everyone is distracted. Use those prizes I gave you to get a glimpse of the truth! Thought you'd also like to know that he is safe and at home with his family far, far away from here. But please keep each other safe and beware R--

[the message, unfortunately, cuts off there...]

[ooc: Remember those gold coins embossed with the image of a lion and a sun? It seems someone has had something planned for them this entire time. Good thing you can recover it with your stolen item! Of course, there are some residents who can get one coin and others with two. Those with two will be able to use the view finder twice. Oddly enough, the view finder only will let you look at things in the four cardinal directions, and once you pick the direction, you can't move the view finder. So! Comment here ICly with the direction you wish to look at. Those of you with two coins can comment twice so we can let you know what you will see with your second choice. If you wish to comment/ask a question OOCly, you can as well!

Oh, and as a note, after you have used your coin(s) and return home, you will find that the lion paperweight has moved to a different location in your townhome. How or why that happened, well...you'll see soon enough...]
luministimods: (Mayor Caligin)
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[if anyone is near the town square, they might just notice the cloud of gas begin to dissipate. moments after it's gone, all CATs and vidscreens turn on, showing the black and white image of the mayor, but the smile on his face doesn't even come close to reaching his tired eyes. in the background, one can hear this song playing faintly.]

Greetings, citizens of Luministi. I have a few announcements I'd like to make this lovely Saturday afternoon on behalf of our very own Verita. First of all, our other dear friend, Dr. Resarci, is still on a leave of absence after what seems to be a horrible, stubborn cold struck him sometime last week. And during his well-deserved vacation, even! Probably all for the best he was unavailable and missed former Deputy Drew's execution late last night. My condolences to the families of his victims as well as to his own. Let us observe a moment of silence for our lost citizens.

[he bows his head, the music in the background ceasing while a moment passes in silence. as he looks up again, the music resumes playing]

Secondly, it seems the strange fog that has been hanging about the town has finally decided to move on, and just in time too! Our very own Janus Theatre will be showing double features on its outside screen every night for the next week as part of the celebration of the opening of its new arcade wing. Might want to bundle up, though. I have been informed that we are expecting an unusual cold front to be coming in. Might even see some frost on those lawns in the early morning if we are lucky. Highly unusual for this time of year! Why, I cannot remember--

[in the middle of his speech about the weather, the transmission on only the new residents' CATs cuts out suddenly, leaving the vidscreens still broadcasting the Mayor's rather boring announcement. a moment later, however, a new transmission begins with the Mayor yet again--but something seems wrong, from the disheveled state of his normally perfectly coiffed hair to the buttons of his shirt left undone, even the dark circles under his eyes that are normally covered with a judicious application of make-up. he isn't looking at the camera, nor does he have his normal piece of music on. instead, his eyes are focused on just below the sightline of the camera.]

This is one step too far... I knew hiring him would be a risk, but now this?! [he covers his face with one hand] Oh my poor little girl... I never should have--no, I'll make this right somehow. I never thought it would go like this. This isn't what I wanted! [he clutches a ragdoll of sorts to his chest]

[he falls silent for a long moment, and when he speaks again, his voice is calm and evenly measured]
We need to find him. We need to tell--[he notices the camera is on at last]--has that been recording this entire--

[the new transmission cuts out only to be replaced with yet another. a third, but brief, transmission begins, showing the flickering image of what appears to be a grab machine or rather, a whole row of them. a voice exactly like the one heard in the phone booth before its destruction speaks:]

Find it before it's too late.

[and finally, both transmissions cease altogether just as the Mayor is wishing everyone a great day.]

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luministimods: (Verita)
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[as usual, all the CATs and vidscreens in town activate simultaneously. Verita is in the Town Square, looking out at the residents--but without her usual energy. without further ado, she begins speaking]

Residents, I am here today to report that the murderer who has ravaged our town has been caught! [her tone is, on the surface, cheerful, but her usual energy and flair for theatrics is definitely missing] Sheriff Iussus has discovered, to his depressing dismay, that Deputy Drew, one of his own officers, was responsible. [sighs, her expression quite tragic] But the deputy is now in custody, so there's nothing more to fear, residents. You can live your lives calmly again! Thank you, and, as always, remember where to look to for the news that's meaningful to you!

[the CAT feed cuts out then. but only seconds later, it cuts in again--but only to the CATs of the new residents. all of the vidscreens remain blank. when the transmission starts, it is showing the side of Verita's head as she talks to someone off-screen] Is it working? [pauses, and a muffled reply can be heard] Oh, good! Okay, here I go. [Verita takes a deep breath as she turns to face the CAT] New citizens of Luministi. I come before you today to announce an injurious injustice!

[Verita is, in fact, looking quite put-out now that she has begun her proper transmission. she crosses her hands over her chest, and a severe pout mars her normally-cheerful expression. but residents can just hear the other person with Verita say something then, and Verita blushes, lowering her voice] But keep this between us, all right?

I am soaringly sorry to report that the murder investigation might not be as simple as our dear sheriff is claiming. Now, residents, please listen before you act! I don't mean to sow any seeds of dangerous discord among us, and I'm sure the sheriff has gallingly good reason to suspect Deputy Drew, but...I think he's worryingly wrong! After speaking with you, our new residents, I think you're right and that...[pauses, reluctant]...that our own Doctor Resarci might be more involved than he pretends to be. But the sheriff won't listen to me! So the deputy is behind bars and the dubious doctor remains free. [frowns, frustrated]

And it gets worryingly worse. [sighs, her expression becoming very worried indeed] I don't want to scare you, dear residents, but earlier today, Doctor Resarci announced a gas leak. He claims it's just a minor leak and won't harm a fly, and he said I shouldn't even announce it so I "wouldn't cause panic." [makes a face] But after everything that's happened, I think you need to know! So, there you have it. I don't know what might be coming, residents, but I will be sure to give you all the news as soon as it's known!

[glances at her observer, possibly on the verge of cutting the transmission, when she hesitates again. turns back to the CAT briefly] And be cautiously careful, please.

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luministimods: (Verita)
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Citizens of Luministi! I come before you today with news of the gravest sort!

[a likely now-familiar dark-haired girl appears on the CATs and vidscreens of every resident, her arms thrown out to her sides in her usual theatrical manner, but her expression is very grim indeed]

As you know, our fair town has experienced two maliciously malignant murders already in the past week. And it is my bemoaned burden to have to bring you this devilishly dire news today--there has been a third murder. A murder of someone very close to our own hearts. An--[cuts off, sniffling. she lowers her arms and her head and swipes a finger at her eye. keeps her head down when she begins to speak again, still sniffling] I'm sorry, dear citizens. This murder weighs heavily on my own heart. But I shall, as always, do my doleful duty and report this egregious event. Andre--Andre Ardes, our benevolent bartender, is dead. Hit over the head by one of his own bottles and then...then, with the bottle, his throat... [but her voice catches, and she turns away from the CAT, putting her hands up to hide her face] I'm sorry. [her voice is choked with tears] But Audrey is a melancholic mess. It's not fair! Why is this happening? This was supposed to be fun! [wipes her face, sniffling some more. after spending a moment composing herself, she turns back to the CAT]

I apologize, dear citizens. There is more news to share, and I'm dutifully dependable enough to share it. You see... [lowers her voice] I was told not to share it all, but the news is the news, and I won't let it be stopped! Not in this horrifically horrendous case. So I tell you now, out of nothing more than the insistence of my heroic heart, that a note was found with...Andre... [her voice catches again, and she stops to take a deep breath, but she stays composed this time] It said, "This is what happens to traitors." I... [clenches her hands into fists at her sides, her voice rising again] Who, I ask you, in their right mind could ever think that amenable Andre was a traitor?

[but she takes another deep breath, lowering her voice again when she continues] There is something dark afoot in our threatened town, and it's the news' job to sort it out. So I, as your representative of the news, am going to lead the way in getting to the bottom of this. No one else is going to die on my watch! You see, citizens, I am not only dedicated and dutiful but also boundlessly brave. I'm going to confront the killer and make him or her change their ways!

[a bit sheepishly] Only, I'm not sure who to confront yet... So I come to you with a plea. Who do you think the killer might be? If you have any ideas, come to the Town Square, and we'll go from there, to get that killer out of our hair!

[ooc: Verita is completely serious about confronting the murderer. In this post, you can feel free to interact with her ICly and, if you would like to confront someone, she will be happy to accompany you! Your actions here may have an effect on the further progression of the game. Also, those who were interrogated by the sheriff, feel free to enjoy the effects on your characters!]
luministimods: (Sheriff Iussus)
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[all CATs and vidscreens turn on suddenly and without ceremony. sitting in this room is Sheriff Iussus, his feet up on the desk while he regards the broadcasting CAT device.]

Attention all new residents of Luministi. None of you are in trouble, so don't think that, but I do have some questions for you. And I do mean all of you. Consider this an official summons from your sheriff. If you want the paperwork provided, I can send a deputy to your location, but let's see if we can save a tree today, huh? Lord knows we have enough paperwork to do lately.

Anyway, come down to the office as quick as you can. Might want to bring a book, though. Could be here a while.

[he turns the CAT off]

And now, we wait. [folds his hands over his stomach and relaxes until people arrive]

[ooc: Come one, come all! The sheriff has put out the call and he wants you! Feel free to knock, barge in, etc. to get the sheriff's attention.

EDIT: Also, please be sure that when the Sheriff dismisses you, that you reply back. It's important.]
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[every CAT device in town activates just in time to hear the thunk of something large hitting the ground. the shop shown on the broadcast may be somewhat familiar to some. the butcher's shop is a wooden building, full of exposed wooden panelling, and though the CAT is broadcasting in the back room, a doorway can be glimpsed over the transmission that leads into the shop proper--a bit of the front window and part of the counter is visible through the open door.]

[but what really stands out about this transmission is Sheriff Iussus, standing in the back of the room, in uniform this time. he has one hand on the door of the meat freezer and the other holding his gun. he finishes opening the freezer door and--]


Aw, shit on shingle...

A murder most deadly )


[ooc: Please feel free to talk and interact with the Sheriff!]
luministimods: (Sheriff Iussus)
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[the sound of a police siren splits the late evening's general silence. for those who happen to be in sight of the Janus Theatre and White Rabbit Pub, streetlamps light up the yellow police tape that has been set up in a wide perimeter, cordoning off that section of the block. the deputies who have been patrolling the town all week can be seen milling about, snapping photographs of whatever is beyond the yellow tapes, and telling off the crowd of townspeople who've gathered around, each one trying to see what has happened. if one happens to look, a traumatised Audrey can be seen at the window of the pub visibly shaking before Verita takes her gently by the arm, the pair retreating further into the building.

a middle-aged man wearing jeans and a leather jacket exits the pub with the air of authority and ease about him. he sighs a bit before holding his hands up in supplication, stepping forward towards the crowd of rubberneckers.]


All right folks, let's get moving along here. We've got a job to do and I'm certain most of you do, too, before curfew begins. I think everyone's favorite deputy is pretty fond of polka music these days, so unless you want that noise following into your dreams, you'd better leave right now. You don't want to spend the night in a cramped cell together, do you? [the look on his face says he means what he says. the townspeople, thankfully, catch his drift and begin wandering away. any nearby businesses draw their curtains and some are even closing up early. once most of the crowd has dispersed, he turns to face the deputies and the crime scene, a grave expression on his face.]

What a mess. What an absolute, fucking mess. And we're sure this is--no, the clothing is enough of a clue. Fuck me... Just when I was beginning to enjoy an early retirement. [he falls silent for a moment] All right, finish bagging and tagging the evidence, find me the goddamn murder weapons, then take care of the body. I'm sure Ernesto will be ecstatic.

[he turns away and taps a star-shaped pin on the lapel of his jacket and when he does, his CAT device turns on, as do the CATs of everyone in town as well as the vidscreens.]

If I can have your attention; this shouldn't take too long. This is former-now-no-longer-former Sheriff Iussus speaking. Some of you may be wondering where Sheriff Teger is, and it's my unfortunate duty to tell you all that his body was found outside the White Rabbit Pub about fifteen minutes ago. I won't give you exact details, but he did not die a peaceful death. Not unless you consider multiple stab wounds and a gunshot wound to--[he stops himself.] The point is, people of Luministi, there is a murderer amongst us. Mayor Caligin has asked me to step in and make sure you all stay safe while we're tracking down the suspects. If you know anything or saw anything strange today, call the Sheriff's office and we'll set up a time for you to come in for questioning. Even the smallest, seemingly most insignificant detail can blow a case like this wide open.

This goes without saying, but stay safe. And for the love of god, don't do anything stupid like trying to find the suspect yourself. I don't want to find your corpse next.

[as he steps away, just before he turns his CAT off, the smashed remains of a phone booth can be seen behind him. poking out from under a sheet on the ground, a bloody hand, covered in glass shards, is seemingly reaching toward it.]

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luministimods: (Mayor Caligin)
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[sometime in the afternoon, the CAT devices and vidscreens turn on but this time, there is no video montage, but if anyone is listening closely, this song can be softly heard in the background of this recorded message. this time, residents get a view of Mayor Caligin's bowed head, his hands pressed to his temples. he looks up slowly as he begins to speak, a tired and world-weary expression on his face. there is no glistening smile today.]

Oh, dear, dear citizens of Luministi, it wounds me to the core to think such an event could happen in our town and on the most joyous of occasions that was our town's founder's day celebration. My heart aches at the very thought that I could have lost even a single one of my precious citizens to that horrid occurrence. I almost closed The Chrysalis in a moment of blind anger--! [he closes his eyes and sits up straight in his chair, that moment of anger passing in an instant.] After a long and dogged investigation into the incident, I decided not to close the restaurant. The Chrysalis is under new management now and will resume business sometime next week once all old food and drink products have been done away with.

If it weren't for the Doctor Resarci and his team, as well as a few special citizens, many lives would have been lost. As such, I am awarding special commendations to award those whose service has saved our great town from a potential tragedy.

The perpetrators of this heinous crime have yet to be found. The Luministi Sheriff's Office is working around the clock in search of these miscreants, and any tips or clues as to who might have done it will surely be welcomed. As of right now, I am imposing a town curfew. Between the hours of 9 p.m.and 6 a.m. any citizens caught outside without prior permission obtained from the Sheriff's Office will be punished and fined. All businesses have been made aware of the curfew and all will close early. I understand The White Rabbit will only continue to serve patrons who have reserved a room for the night, and the Janus Theatre will host lock-ins every Tuesday and Thursday. Do see both respective businesses for more details.

Until the perpetrators are found or step forward to claim responsibility for their crime, the curfew will remain in effect indefinitely. A few additional members of our town have been deputized recently to increase security in our town. Their services can be called upon to escort you home if you feel unsafe walking alone or find yourself in a situation where curfew violation is inevitable.

I do regret taking these actions, my dear citizens. But this is for your own good.

[as soon as the Mayor's transmission ends, the soft sound like that of a phone ringing can be heard, and soon new residents receive this text message from an unknown CAT device:]

"No time to talk. Find the booth, don't get caught. Come between midnight and one. More to come later."

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luministimods: (Dr. Ernesto Resarci)
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[a few hours after Hope returns with the vial, Doctor Resarci turns on his CAT and begins broadcasting to all active CATs and vidscreens. the expression on his face is the definition of relief.]

My dear residents, I bring you joyous news! The results of that riddle led to the discovery of a vial containing the precise solution we needed to neutralize the poison! I wish I could tell you the poison was an advanced or mutated form of botulism or salmonella, but I fear it is far more complicated than that.

[he holds up a picture like one might see through a microscope, and it looks like--]

A tiny robot; advanced nanotechnology, actually. You may not believe, but inside each of you are thousands of these devices, tailored to make you ill. But in the vial, we found other nanorobots and when put together, the new nanorobots neutralized the others! And even self-destructed once their job was through. We have already tested it on a few of our test subjects here, so the solution is safe. Just a single drop for you all and that should be the end of it!

[his expression turns stern] So, what are you all waiting for? Come down to the clinic right this second! [a pause as he relaxes, smiling benignly] Or in the very least, help each other come down here. Let us know if you cannot make it and we'll fetch you, yes?

OOC: **Quick-time End!** )
luministimods: (Dr. Ernesto Resarci)
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[a new face appears on the CAT this time--that of a man with dark, thinning hair and square-framed glasses. he is in an office of some sort, which appears very white and sterile, and there are medical implements on the desk behind him. perhaps unsettlingly, he is wringing his hands and looking quite agitated. he seems unaware that the CAT is broadcasting at first. the hint of a voice can be heard from off-screen, and the man jumps] It is? Already. Oh my! [he turns then, looking head-on at the listeners, and gives a thin smile that does little to cover his obvious nervousness] Hello residents, I am Doctor Ernesto Resarci. It is good to meet you. [pauses, nodding as though to acknowledge those who are watching. the pause continues for a bit more time than is perhaps natural, and the good doctor's smile fades as he opens his mouth but clearly has trouble convincing himself to begin speaking]

[after that awkward pause, he does eventually recover his composure and begin to speak, though his tone does little to conceal his nervousness] I do not plan to alarm anyone, but I am afraid I have some rather serious news. It has come to our attention that a...how do I say...a foreign element was introduced by an unknown party into much of the food and drink served recently at our prestigious Chrysalis restaurant during its grand opening. But not to worry! This third party has, graciously, left us a clue to the antidote. The best medical minds in town are currently working on unraveling this clue, and as you know, Luministi has only the most qualified employees here at the Resarci medical clinic. And at the very least, our testing of the food and drink informs us that the poison is slow-working. It takes four days for it to begin to affect those who have ingested it, meaning that no residents should be experiencing any ill effects until... [pauses, counting days on his fingers] Oh dear. [smiles tightly] It seems residents may begin to experience symptoms of the poisoning any time in the near future, but please, do not be alarmed! We are continuing a thorough analysis of the food and drink in question, and we will also have the clue to the antidote solved very soon. But, just in case any residents would like to--how do you say it? "Take matters into one's own hands," yes? I will share the clue with you. This does not mean that we are having difficulty solving it! Quite the opposite, I assure you. Here. [produces a crisp, white sheet of paper from somewhere off-screen. he holds it up for a moment, giving the CATs a full view of the neatly typed document. then he pulls it down in front of him and reads:]

    The venom you'll find is a special kind
    From a secret source, smaller than a flea
    More deadly than the wrath of the sea
    Hounding you discreetly ever since your happy revelry

    All hope is not yet gone
    As long as you mind the time and don't take too long
    To find your salvation, you must seek and unlock

    First, you must find the eye of the beast
    And with it, you must visit the guardian of time
    Find the slot to unlock, at the base of his place
    With both steps accomplished, all will then be safe


You see? The solution is simple. We will have it for you soon. [smiles thinly] But if you have any ideas, please share, yes? I will keep a CAT channel open for...tips. We will talk again when we have the solution! Do not worry, we will take good care of you. [gives one more thin smile before the transmission ends]

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[around 1 p.m., no matter where you might be at the time, a text message and a photo attachment are sent to every CAT unit and read as follows:]

To celebrate the septicentennial of Luministi's founding, all new residents have been invited to a special dinner just for them at the newly opened treehouse restaurant known as The Chrysalis. This specially catered and free event begins serving cocktails and hors d'œuvres at 5 p.m., dinner begins at 6 p.m., and the evening concludes with the finest desserts your palate will ever taste, followed by music, dancing, and a very special fireworks display.

The Chrysalis is located in the forest northwest of the Sheriff's Office. Simply follow the cleared and lit path west of the Sheriff's office or the one located near Luministi Greens West and continue along the path until you reach the restaurant. We hope to see you there!

--Proprietors of The Chrysalis

See attached: One, Two

Please note that all other restaurants and food vendors have closed for the day to make way for this grand opening.

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luministimods: (Mayor Caligin)
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[no matter where the residents are when their CAT units begin to beep, about three seconds later, they will find themselves falling asleep where they stand--or where they're sitting or even in mid-stride--and the next minute, residents will wake up to a town that has greatly changed once again. how they fell asleep is anyone's guess...]

[just then, before anyone can access their CATs properly, the CATs and all vidscreens turn on, a video montage of the town leading up to the town hall fills the screen with a different accompanying tune this time, and soon shows the face of the smiling Mayor Caligin. he doesn't seem to show any sign of distress from the recent invasion of his town. in fact, he looks really excited, if that extra little twinkle in his eye is any clue.]


Greetings, citizens of Luministi! As most of you are aware, we're nearly upon the anniversary of the town's founding--that is, the day this very town was established, for all our new residents out there--and the town council and I have decided we're going to start things a bit early this year! [as if on cue, a bunch of confetti begins raining down on him] Starting right now--yes, right now!--the Founder's Day Festival has begun, but ahhhh, we still have some surprises in store for you. After all, the real Founder's Day has yet to come. This year's festival has graciously been funded by the Resarci Medical Clinic, so do be sure to stop by and thank the fine people down there for all their work!

Instead of me wasting any more of your time, here is a little flyer explaining the features of this year's festival--but really, the best way to see what's there is to come on down to the town square or even stop by the park. There is something for everyone to enjoy and we do hope you all enjoy the festival. It is, after all, very special. [for a split second, something flickers in the mayor's eyes, a hint of melancholy briefly betraying the excitement in his voice]

So enjoy the festivities and have a wonderful day, Luministi!

[and as promised, an image of the flyer appears on all screens and devices the moment the mayor is done speaking, automatically being saved in the databank of every CAT]

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luministimods: (Verita)
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Attention, attention, your attention please! All residents of Luministi! This is the disastrously dutiful Verita, with an uncannily urgent report! Listen please!

[those who were here several weeks ago likely recognize the sprightly, dark-haired young woman who abruptly begins to broadcast from everyone's CAT, except that those who have seen her before might be surprised to notice that she's pinwheeling her arms this time--in a far less theatrical and far more frantic manner. not only that, but there is an angry-looking red lump on her left temple]

Are you listening? I hope you're listening! This is inescapably important, brimmingly breaking news! Good residents of Luministi, I am lamentably loath to inform you that... [takes a deep breath] The sky is falling! [throws her arms out to her sides, heaving a great sigh, and...well, admittedly she looks a bit theatrical at the moment--if only mixed with being frantically fearful] ...but only in a manner of speaking! [holds up a hand to silence the gossip she's sure has begun from this statement, putting her other to her head in apparently tragic dismay--either that or because she has a headache from her wound. in any case, she pauses to catch her breath]

You see, a marauding menace has come to our fair town. The mayor will have none of it, no. But the news--the news knows better! And I tell you truthfully--absolutely assuredly--that there are ALIENS in the skies above us! Aliens meaning to invade us! [pauses, her expression deadly serious] Oh no, citizens! I can see that some of you are doubtful, but I promise you, I have seen them in the skies! Close by! So I ask you all--and not lightly by any means--if you have any feelings in your heart for the safety of this town that has done so much for you, prepare yourself to defend us. A battle--a battle against the very skies above us--is imminent!

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luministimods: (Audrey Ardes)
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[the first thing the CATs--and only the CATs, not the vidscreens--will show when this staticky broadcast starts up, the faint tinny sound of music accompanying it, is the following video. how it's being shown is anyone's guess as no one speaks or in fact even appears to be there. it doesn't even say who the broadcast is from.

but what appears on the flickering screen is a box. an ordinary, unassuming box made of cherry wood sitting atop a pedestal that is soon closed off behind black curtains. the image pulls away slightly to show a cluster of pine trees in the background before it and the music ceases, leaving nothing.]

[a few moments later, however, the CATs and vidscreens click on, perfect as can be, and the friendly face of Audrey appears, a hibiscus flower tucked in her hair. she's even wearing nicer clothing than she'd normally wear in the White Rabbit.]


Afternoon, my sugar dumplings! Ohh, I know, you were expecting Mayor Cal, weren't you? Unfortunately, the poor dear has hay fever something awful right now and he asked that I fill in for him since I was finishing things up here anyway! [she laughs] Be sure to wish him well, and if you want to send him a box of kleenex, I'm sure he'll appreciate it!

Oh, before I forget, you'll notice that the weather predicting software has been removed from your CATs. Guess those silly meteorologists were sweating bullets over the thing and sabotaged the whole project so they wouldn't lose their jobs! Sorry for the inconvenience. All weather updates will instead be found on channel 40 on your vidscreens, but in exchange, we've given the CAT programming a bit of an upgrade!

Now that all the business crap is done with, I can finally announce the grand re-opening of the Luministi Botanical Gardens! Mayor Cal's had his brightest eggheads and green thumbs working round the clock on this one and isn't it beautiful? [holds her CAT up, showing part of the inside of a greenhouse] A lot of hours went into cleaning this place up and it really shows. In honor of that, we're throwing a party and someone thought I'd be the best one to cater this shindig, so all you adults can expect plenty of booze! [laughs heartily, but she turns extremely serious a split second later] But don't think any of you kiddies will get a single drop. Over my dead body.

[but then she's all smiles again] You wouldn't believe how beautiful it is down here. I could get lost wandering around here. There's so much to see! To get to our beautiful gardens and the many entrances to the palm house, just keep on walking past the southern plaza, head on over either bridge and bingo! You're there!.

So what are you all waiting for?! Come on down for some free food and drink! We even have a band playing later on today and they are fantastic. Might even see a special someone taking up the bass later on. [winks]

Hope to see you here!

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luministimods: (Mayor Caligin)
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[around 8:15 a.m. every CAT and vidscreen in every single part of town turns on, a short instrumental montage plays featuring parts of the town at their finest before the images focus in on the town hall, and then fades away to show the friendly visage of Mayor Caligin, and his office, as it fills the screen. he flashes a winning, sparkling smile before he speaks--but don't worry, the message is pre-recorded so the Mayor won't be seeing any of his people in any...compromising positions.]

Good morning citizens of Luministi! I am very proud to learn that you are going out and exploring our fine town. I hope our little Verita has treated you well. No doubt she has; she's a very good girl. [smiles fondly]

Now, I have been informed that there are a number of concerns--[he cuts off, his attentions looking to the side of the camera. a piece of paper and a hand belonging to Miss Osculia comes in to view and Caligin smiles warmly as he accepts the paper. his eyes quickly scan the contents of the notice before he glances up.]

Oh, what wonderful news! It appears that our new up-to-the-minute weather predicting software is ready for a test run. All pertinent updates are being sent to your CAT units as we speak and should finish uploading by the time I am done--[there's a pleasant 'ding' noise. Caligin picks up his own CAT, which might look slightly darker to those with a discerning eye--or is it a trick of the black and white image?--and nods approvingly.] A sunny 72°F with clear skies, a slight breeze and low humidity. Sounds like my kind of day.

[he clears his throat, quickly setting his CAT down.] As I have said, this is merely a test, so if you encounter any problems, please inform Miss Osculia.

Have a pleasant day, Luministi!

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luministimods: (Verita)
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Here ye, here ye, all ye residents of Luministi!

[CATs and vidscreens throughout town activate, filling with the image of a sprightly young lady with a dimpled smile. she is grinning fit to burst, with her arms spread wide and looking really rather theatrical. the town square is visible around her with what residents may be able to accurately identify as the town hall directly behind her]

[giggles] I've always wanted to do that. What'd you think? [strikes a pose with her hands on the sides of her mouth, pretending to yell. then drops it, considering] Bit much? Might be.

But still! [suddenly grows serious, though the twinkle in her eyes remains] Town residents, listen up! If you aren't listening already. Oh...there are a lot of you, aren't there? Well, in case you don't know, I'm the town crier here in Luministi. Which means I am the ridiculously reliable, tauntingly timely, incredibly informative Verita! Ta-da! [holds one hand up over her head and the other down behind her, posing very theatrically indeed this time] And I'm here to take care of all your news needs! Mayor signs a bill into law? You'll be the first to know. Graffiti on our beautiful public buildings? You'll get the scoop even faster than it gets cleaned up. And! [grins] Even better, I am your go-to girl for SPECIAL OFFERS. [pauses for effect, then winks]

So speaking of SPECIAL OFFERS! [pauses again, but this time she just needs a breath after all that spoken dramatic effect] There's one on in aaaall the restaurants in town. Yeah, you heard me, that's ALL the restaurants. And you know what they're offering? Free meals! One per person. But you'd better act fast! Because... [leans forward with a hand beside her mouth, speaking in a stage whisper now] There's an extra surprise, only available here, from me, the veritably vociferous and valorously valiant Verita, face of the news! Only while supplies last. So, good citizens of Luministi, hurry and come claim your special prize. [winks again] After all, there's a hamburger out there somewhere with my name on it, and fate waits for no woman, dauntingly dutiful or otherwise!

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