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luministi2012-05-19 07:49 pm
manicurious) wrote in luministi2012-05-19 07:49 pm
[Video] S03E01: Fitz and the Tantrums
[The transmission begins with something of a disdainful snort. Someone is on the verge of throwing a tantrum as he stands in front of a window displaying the starry expanse outside, clutching a pillow in the most aggressive way it's physically possible for him to clutch a pillow.]
Really? Really!? I spent HOW many months making sure that every little nook and cranny of this station remains perfectly flawless and beautiful, waiting and waiting AND WAITING for this day, this MOMENT, and THIS is the thanks I get!? Being locked back here!? Just how in the hell am I supposed to welcome everyone like this, huh!? How am I supposed to be a gracious, pleasant host when I'm locked in the station's equivalent to a GODDAMN MAINTENANCE CLOSET!?
[His death-grip on the pillow tightens visibly.]
I'm going to have a word with that man, and if he doesn't help me fix this, I... I'll think of something!!
[The video switches off, but the audio stays on for a moment to catch a muffled comment:]
This was supposed to be such a good day...
Really? Really!? I spent HOW many months making sure that every little nook and cranny of this station remains perfectly flawless and beautiful, waiting and waiting AND WAITING for this day, this MOMENT, and THIS is the thanks I get!? Being locked back here!? Just how in the hell am I supposed to welcome everyone like this, huh!? How am I supposed to be a gracious, pleasant host when I'm locked in the station's equivalent to a GODDAMN MAINTENANCE CLOSET!?
[His death-grip on the pillow tightens visibly.]
I'm going to have a word with that man, and if he doesn't help me fix this, I... I'll think of something!!
[The video switches off, but the audio stays on for a moment to catch a muffled comment:]
This was supposed to be such a good day...
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B3C4US3 1T K1ND OF SM3LL3D N4STY TOO 1N TH4T V1D3O
HOW M4NY T1M3S DO YOU 4CTU4LLY W4SH YOUR F4C3 >:?
S3R1OUSLY?
YOU M34N YOU W3R3 BORN H3R3 TOO?
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I wasn't born here, I got here the same way as anyone else you're likely to find. I just refused to leave when everyone else did.
[Text]
1T SM3LLS MOR3 L1K3 4 DUMPT3R
H3H3H3H3
SO YOU DONT L1K3 YOUR WORLD TH3N?
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Oh, I'm impressed - you managed to get one thing right about me the first time. I vastly prefer being here to there, although if all of my new company is like you I might begin to have second thoughts.
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H3H3H3H3H3H3H4H4H4H4H4
TH4T W4S 4 GOOD ON3!
1T W4S K1ND OF OB1VOUS >;]
1F YOUR WORLD SUCK3D TH4T B4D 1 SUPPOS3 1 COULD S33 WHY YOUD ST4Y H3R3
K1ND OF
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I knew that all of you were going to show up here but I hadn't expected any changes in the overall system. Everything had been running really smoothly until this morning.
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TH1S JUST M34NS SOM3ON3 H4CK3D YOUR SYST3M OR H4S B33N TH3 R34L ON3 1N CONTROL OF TH1S WHOL3 TH1NG 4LL 4LONG
4LSO YOUR3 STUCK?
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I'm stuck, yes, I'm stuck! I thought we already established this! You're stuck on one side of the station, which is made to look like a town, and I'm stuck on the other side, which is a mostly-abandoned research lab.
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1LL 4LSO R3COMM3ND TH4T YOU BUST YOUR 4SS OUT OF TH3R3 B3FOR3 YOU W1ND UP W1TH3R1NG 4W4Y L1K3 SOM3 WEEK OLD FRU1T >:]
4LSO T3LL M3 WH4TS TH3 D34L W1TH TH3 R3S34RCH L4B
4ND ST4T1ON >:?
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From my understanding, the station was originally built to send off to a remote part of space to conduct research on raising the dead or something like that. Except it failed miserably and started grabbing random stuff from across space and time, which I guess was an interesting enough result to warrant keeping it around. And that's how we got here.
My side of the station was intended to continue research, and your side was meant to contain everyone and everything that doesn't belong here.
I think that's how it went, anyway. I have everything I heard on the subject written down but I left it on the other side.
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OH GOOD13
WH3R3 D1D YOU L34V3 1T?
1 COULD TRY TO BR1NG 1T TO YOU 4ND BR34K YOU OUT OF TH3R3 SOM3HOW
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Unless you've already wandered off somewhere you're either on the northeastern or the northwestern corner of the town. My house is in the east on one of the furthest corners - it's impossible to miss since I'm the only one with a huge wreath on their door.
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[good thing he mentioned it had something on the door, otherwise she'd be at a loss where to go.]
TH1S WONT T4K3 V3RY LONG
WH1L3 1M GR4BB1NG TH1S TH1NG YOU C4N T3LL M3 HOW TO G3T TO WH3R3 YOU 4R3 >8]
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At least I've been promoted to "Captain," but...
One more thing, the book you're looking for is relatively small with a red cover. I have a few other books sitting around, but this is the only one with writing in red and purple ink. It should be hard to miss.
Where I am now, as far as I know you can only get there from a passageway in the Mayor's residence, which is the enormous fancy building just a little northwest of my house. Inside that building, there's this room that's... It's bigger and emptier looking than the others, and aside from the entrance there's only one other door there.
I'm not sure if that door is also locked right now, but it doesn't really matter anyway. Through that door is this hallway which leads to another door, which I'm on the other side of.
Hopefully that doesn't sound too complicated. It's really not.
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H3H3H3
[this is when she happens upon the book in his room.]
1V3 4LW4YS LOV3D TH3 COLOR R3D
1TS S1MPLY TH3 B3ST ON3 TH3R3 1S
NOP3
4S LONG 4S 1 M4N4G3 TO T4ST3 MY W4Y TH3R3 1T W1LL B3 4 C1NCH
1LL B3 TH3R3 SOON 3NOUGH >;]
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Did you lick my record book!?
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Y3S 1 D1D!
HOW D1D YOU KNOW??
[cutting her way across town, snickering.]
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wait
WERE YOU LICKING MY PICTURE WHEN I SENT THAT BROADCAST????
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YOUR3 4 V3RY S1LLY M4N YOU KNOW TH4T R1GHT >:]
1 C4NT R3S1ST 4NYTH1NG R3D
[going towards the mayor's house now??]
1 TH1NK TH3 P4G3S W3R3NT TH4T B4D 31TH3R...
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MY HAIR IS OFF-LIMITS.
NO LICKING MY HAIR.
NOT ALLOWED.
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MY TONGU3 H4S 4 W4Y OF PUSH1NG P4ST R3QU3ST3D BOUND3R13S
>:]
[alright she's at the door. this is where she attempts to bust it down practically.
but fails, obviously.]
WH4T 1S TH1S DOOR M4D3 OF 3V3N >:?
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Oh, you found it then? Hell if I know how it was made - it's probably composed of something I've never even heard of.
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PROB4BLY
TH1S M34NS YOUR3 4LSO PROB4BLY SCR3W3D
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Criminal! You really think that valuing my personal space and the flawless state of my hair is a sign of criminality? Like it matters whether you're blind or not!
At least if I'm trapped here and die, you can't lick my hair. Unless you get in some time after that. But then I won't care because I won't be alive, so I still win.
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M4YB3 1T DO3S FOR YOU
L3 G4SP 4R3 YOU S4Y1NG YOU WOULD L34V3 4 BL1ND P3RSON OUT 1N TH3 M1DDL3 OF TH3 STR33T??
WOW
YOU 4CT L1K3 1F SOM3ON3 POOP3D ON YOUR H41R YOUD D13
M4YB3 1 C4N 3NT1C3 TH3 TOWN TO G3T YOU OUT OF TH3R3 BY OFF3R1NG TO CUT 4LL OF YOUR H41R OFF FOR SOM3 FORM OF 3NT3RT41NM3NT
SHOWC4S1NG CR1M1N4LS G3TT1NG PUN1SH3D
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