01 ☠ now go forth and start

[onehundredbeers]

[Having recovered from the initial confusion of waking up somewhere else (likely due to a combination of drunkenness and drugs so he assumed), Nathan has stomped away from his townhome under the impression it isn't his and he'll have to catch a fucking taxi to somewhere with cellphone reception.]

Where the fuck am I?

[Someone didn't bother paying attention to any of the new greeting stuff. Who cares about that, pfff.]

This is fucking bullshit, ugh.

[Nathan is proceeding to basically angrily stomp around town. He will likely end up going in circles for ages, provided he doesn't get stopped multiple times on his mission to find a fucking taxi.]

Great fucking job. Probably passed out in some fucking lady's house, she went to work, and you're in the middle of fucking nowhere. Where the fuck is Charles? Why isn't he fucking picking me up already! That's like 90 percent of his job!

[Don't mind him talking to himself, really.]

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[onehundredbeers]

[Nathan stares up. The presence of a gun doesn't even cause him to blink. Really, he shows no signs of being concerned.

He does, however, flip Wash the middle finger while he replies.]

Nathan Explosion and I'm getting the fuck out of here! So you can shove your gun up your ass, I dunno.

[vengefulagent]

[sadly, that isn't the first time he's been told that by some former simulation troopers he's encountered in the past.]

Sorry, but that's not possible.

[onehundredbeers]

[He stops to think for a moment, then crosses his arms.]

Why not?

[vengefulagent]

You literally can't leave here. The townspeople talk about going home at night and other places like a school, but try to leave down any of the four main roads and you'll just--[he stops, a thought occurring to him.] You know what? Why don't you give it a try and see for yourself? I'll even go along with you.

[he isn't entirely ready to let you out of his sights, Nathan]

[onehundredbeers]

[Sweet, armed escort. Awesome.]

Fine, whatever. Just, uh, point me the right way or something. I'm totally fucking lost. I don't usually go, uh, walking around some fucking retarded small town in the middle of wherever the fuck we are.

[vengefulagent]

[he jumps down, landing quietly near Nathan.] You're in Luministi. Now let's go.

[starts to walk towards the closest road out of town]