Nathan Explosion (
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luministi2011-06-16 07:29 pm
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01 ☠ now go forth and start
[Having recovered from the initial confusion of waking up somewhere else (likely due to a combination of drunkenness and drugs so he assumed), Nathan has stomped away from his townhome under the impression it isn't his and he'll have to catch a fucking taxi to somewhere with cellphone reception.]
Where the fuck am I?
[Someone didn't bother paying attention to any of the new greeting stuff. Who cares about that, pfff.]
This is fucking bullshit, ugh.
[Nathan is proceeding to basically angrily stomp around town. He will likely end up going in circles for ages, provided he doesn't get stopped multiple times on his mission to find a fucking taxi.]
Great fucking job. Probably passed out in some fucking lady's house, she went to work, and you're in the middle of fucking nowhere. Where the fuck is Charles? Why isn't he fucking picking me up already! That's like 90 percent of his job!
[Don't mind him talking to himself, really.]
Where the fuck am I?
[Someone didn't bother paying attention to any of the new greeting stuff. Who cares about that, pfff.]
This is fucking bullshit, ugh.
[Nathan is proceeding to basically angrily stomp around town. He will likely end up going in circles for ages, provided he doesn't get stopped multiple times on his mission to find a fucking taxi.]
Great fucking job. Probably passed out in some fucking lady's house, she went to work, and you're in the middle of fucking nowhere. Where the fuck is Charles? Why isn't he fucking picking me up already! That's like 90 percent of his job!
[Don't mind him talking to himself, really.]
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Hey, uh. What town is this? ...And state... or country. I, uh. I kinda woke up here.
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You're in the town of Luministi, which is probably in space, though we don't know for certain. [curiously] Didn't you receive the Mayor's message when you woke up?
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[Clueless.]
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[well, this is awkward] I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you're trapped in Luministi--a very strange town--for the moment. There are a number of us here, and we're working to find a way out. Do you remember seeing a flash of light before you arrived?
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[soon enough, though, he decides that he's done enough observing and shouts down to Nathan from on top of the shopping plaza roof. don't mind the barrel of his battle rifle pointed at you]
Stop right there! Identify yourself, civilian.
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He does, however, flip Wash the middle finger while he replies.]
Nathan Explosion and I'm getting the fuck out of here! So you can shove your gun up your ass, I dunno.
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Sorry, but that's not possible.
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Why not?
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[he isn't entirely ready to let you out of his sights, Nathan]
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Fine, whatever. Just, uh, point me the right way or something. I'm totally fucking lost. I don't usually go, uh, walking around some fucking retarded small town in the middle of wherever the fuck we are.
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[starts to walk towards the closest road out of town]