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[The growl of a chainsaw works its way out of Luministi Greens East and around the town square, escalating from a purr to a roar and back again as zombie encounters are quickly taken care of. But as time passes, the chainsaw is audibly put to more and more use until it's buzzing away full-time. The curious might observe an unusual mob of zombies honing in on the sound with Kanaya trying to hack her way out of the epicenter.

She's not too distracted to make a broadcast with her CAT, though:]

So -- ambiguous half-statements from Proctor aside -- does anyone know the reason behind the sudden influx of undead broods? And has anyone devised a way -- to reverse the situation? Though any kind of improvement -- would be just as welcome.

[After a while, the drone of the chainsaw will stop for one reason or another. Scratched up, tired, and showered in zombie bits, Kanaya trudges back to Luministi Greens East with a haul of food, unbothered by the zombies. She doesn't know why, but she's not complaining.]

[Cue the next day, and Luke's door will be getting one knock... and then another.]

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[The cane slides through Kanaya's back and scrapes past her ribcage. She glaces down dumbly before rounding about, cane skewer and all, with a tube of lipstick in her hand already morphing into an instrument that should be familiar under its fresh new coat of blue. The screaming rattle of Kanaya's chainsaw shakes the walls and drowns out everything else, and it advances on Terezi with dreadful purpose.]

[Here are a few mental curses where she's forgotten regular strikes won't kill people. Oh hi, Terezi will be forcing herself to ignore how scary this is, and dancing past that chainsaw so she can place herself right behind Kanaya to remove the cane.

She'll be betting she doesn't exactly have time to do that and lop Kanaya's head clean off her shoulders, so, yeah she'll be trying to place some distance between herself and her zombiefied friend.]

[Kanaya matches Terezi step for step, stalking her with mindless persistence. Even if she hasn't tasted it yet, there is something very compelling about troll flesh. She begins to quicken her pace, closing in until she's close enough to draw back her chainsaw and, with a speed incongruent with her shuffling pace, whirl it around at Terezi's midsection.]

[she'll be doing that thing where she moves out of that swinging distance with a spectacular back flip. she'll be moving quickly to kick that convenient table nearby at kanaya, trying to give her as little recovery time as possible.

ripping that flat screen tv off the wall too and hurling it fast at her too, hoping to somehow lop her head off or something. what is being blind and throwing things? at least she could smell where kanaya is; rotting flesh is kind of a distinct smell from all this damn blue.

terezi suddenly hates everything and just in case things don't go as planned, there is always the dining room.]

[Kanaya chainsaws the table neatly in half. The two halves fly behind her and break a flower pot and knock over a stand, respectively. She ignores the flat screen TV as it veers off to her right and awkwardly bounces off a hoofbeast torso. Tactics requiring accuracy may not be your best bet, Terezi.

And think fast, because Kanaya is advancing again, this time with new speed.]

[if anyone had said kanaya wasn't much of an opponent, terezi would have punched their teeth out because of this trouble. she's usually better at this accuracy stuff, really. more with her sword than with flinging small things, though.

when kanaya advanced, terezi had taken the time to flip the dining table right into kanaya's direction. and that chandelier? she leaps to tear it from the ceiling, and moves into a quick flash step as soon as her feet hit the floor. she's soon by her side, for an aim to stab the thing into kanaya's side, hoping the table would prove to be enough to prevent her from acting in time.

enough stun time for terezi to pull that sword out, right? as soon as she does? she's going to try with all she can to lop kanaya's head off.]

[The dining room table shares the fate of its living room sister in another chainsaw massacre, but the chandelier is lucky. Kanaya stares as it, confused, as it tumbles off her side and jangles to the floor.

But it's hard to miss a sword being pulled out of you. The sliding pressure makes her turn in time to see Terezi's cane flashing. She snarls, lunging in for the kill.

And then her head is neatly removed from between her shoulders, landing on the floor with a dull thump like a dropped bottle of shampoo. It's followed by her chainsaw, whose earsplitting roar finally ends without any hands to keep it on.

If Terezi doesn't step back soon, she'll find her legs decorated with jade green blood and a whole lot of troll corpse. Because Kanaya is very definitely...]

[DEAD]

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