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[The growl of a chainsaw works its way out of Luministi Greens East and around the town square, escalating from a purr to a roar and back again as zombie encounters are quickly taken care of. But as time passes, the chainsaw is audibly put to more and more use until it's buzzing away full-time. The curious might observe an unusual mob of zombies honing in on the sound with Kanaya trying to hack her way out of the epicenter.

She's not too distracted to make a broadcast with her CAT, though:]

So -- ambiguous half-statements from Proctor aside -- does anyone know the reason behind the sudden influx of undead broods? And has anyone devised a way -- to reverse the situation? Though any kind of improvement -- would be just as welcome.

[After a while, the drone of the chainsaw will stop for one reason or another. Scratched up, tired, and showered in zombie bits, Kanaya trudges back to Luministi Greens East with a haul of food, unbothered by the zombies. She doesn't know why, but she's not complaining.]

[Cue the next day, and Luke's door will be getting one knock... and then another.]

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[if anyone had said kanaya wasn't much of an opponent, terezi would have punched their teeth out because of this trouble. she's usually better at this accuracy stuff, really. more with her sword than with flinging small things, though.

when kanaya advanced, terezi had taken the time to flip the dining table right into kanaya's direction. and that chandelier? she leaps to tear it from the ceiling, and moves into a quick flash step as soon as her feet hit the floor. she's soon by her side, for an aim to stab the thing into kanaya's side, hoping the table would prove to be enough to prevent her from acting in time.

enough stun time for terezi to pull that sword out, right? as soon as she does? she's going to try with all she can to lop kanaya's head off.]

[The dining room table shares the fate of its living room sister in another chainsaw massacre, but the chandelier is lucky. Kanaya stares as it, confused, as it tumbles off her side and jangles to the floor.

But it's hard to miss a sword being pulled out of you. The sliding pressure makes her turn in time to see Terezi's cane flashing. She snarls, lunging in for the kill.

And then her head is neatly removed from between her shoulders, landing on the floor with a dull thump like a dropped bottle of shampoo. It's followed by her chainsaw, whose earsplitting roar finally ends without any hands to keep it on.

If Terezi doesn't step back soon, she'll find her legs decorated with jade green blood and a whole lot of troll corpse. Because Kanaya is very definitely...]

[DEAD]

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in a way yes and another way it's fun in the what am i doing sense

weekend weekend

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