[Video] S03E01: Fitz and the Tantrums

[manicurious]

[The transmission begins with something of a disdainful snort. Someone is on the verge of throwing a tantrum as he stands in front of a window displaying the starry expanse outside, clutching a pillow in the most aggressive way it's physically possible for him to clutch a pillow.]

Really? Really!? I spent HOW many months making sure that every little nook and cranny of this station remains perfectly flawless and beautiful, waiting and waiting AND WAITING for this day, this MOMENT, and THIS is the thanks I get!? Being locked back here!? Just how in the hell am I supposed to welcome everyone like this, huh!? How am I supposed to be a gracious, pleasant host when I'm locked in the station's equivalent to a GODDAMN MAINTENANCE CLOSET!?

[His death-grip on the pillow tightens visibly.]

I'm going to have a word with that man, and if he doesn't help me fix this, I... I'll think of something!!

[The video switches off, but the audio stays on for a moment to catch a muffled comment:]

This was supposed to be such a good day...

Comments

[manicurious]

I could make some nice curtains or something. At least curtains can't lock.

The only major concern I have about that is the structural integrity of the station. I'm sure it's relatively sturdy, but being surrounded by glass makes me reluctant to suggest excessive force.

I've given a few individuals directions, but I don't know what kind of progress they're making. I certainly haven't been rescued yet, I can tell you that much.

[chainsawspistice]

[Oh.]

Nice Curtains
How Nice Are We Talking About Exactly

[manicurious]

Well, center-tied curtains were starting to gain popularity again last I checked, so perhaps something like a light-colored and wispy set of wide panels made of tulle with a contrasting dark opaque center-tied panel for a pleasing hourglass shape, maybe some lighter embellishments on that...

[chainsawspistice]

Can It Have A Floral Accompaniment
Just A Flower Or Two With A Delicate Splash Of Color Nothing Too Overstated
In A Lightly Colored Ceramic Vase With A Simple But Elegant Silhouette
Maybe With A Minimalistic Pattern Painted In Darker Tones To Match Said Embellishments