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Seiya Ichijou ([personal profile] manicurious) wrote in [community profile] luministi2012-05-19 07:49 pm

[Video] S03E01: Fitz and the Tantrums

[The transmission begins with something of a disdainful snort. Someone is on the verge of throwing a tantrum as he stands in front of a window displaying the starry expanse outside, clutching a pillow in the most aggressive way it's physically possible for him to clutch a pillow.]

Really? Really!? I spent HOW many months making sure that every little nook and cranny of this station remains perfectly flawless and beautiful, waiting and waiting AND WAITING for this day, this MOMENT, and THIS is the thanks I get!? Being locked back here!? Just how in the hell am I supposed to welcome everyone like this, huh!? How am I supposed to be a gracious, pleasant host when I'm locked in the station's equivalent to a GODDAMN MAINTENANCE CLOSET!?

[His death-grip on the pillow tightens visibly.]

I'm going to have a word with that man, and if he doesn't help me fix this, I... I'll think of something!!

[The video switches off, but the audio stays on for a moment to catch a muffled comment:]

This was supposed to be such a good day...
gothelproof: (Umm. Sure.)

[personal profile] gothelproof 2012-05-20 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
The likes of me? Wha-- I'm injured! It's like you don't like me! Look, maybe we got off on the wrong foot last time.

Maybe...

Sure. Why not? I'll give you a hand. Any idea how I can get you out?
gothelproof: (Arrival!)

[personal profile] gothelproof 2012-05-20 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[He won't lie -- all of this is going straight over his head. He wasn't really -acutely- aware that there was a "system" that kept him breathing.

But what the heck.

He'll go with it.
]

You know, as much as I'm willing to lend a hand, I've grown rather fond of breathing -- it's always served me well! So let's hope that keeps happening when we pop that lock.

Maybe you're thinking about this all the wrong way! Usually there's more than one way into a place. Is going through the door really necessary?
gothelproof: (Send Hair Rope K Plz?)

[personal profile] gothelproof 2012-05-20 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Flynn rubs his chin, thinking it through with the information he has. He can't just leave the guy in there, even if he doesn't understand what's so distressing about space. Well. He doesn't -fully- understand -- it unnerves him more than he'd like to admit.]

Maybe this will work a little better if I come to meet you as close as I can.

[He follows that up by squinting at the screen like it's going to produce a map if he stares at Ichijou long enough, then stops and quirks an eyebrow.]

In my experience, going the long way has the advantage of at least not being where you are.

Look around! Go further in! Think of it as an adventure, if it suits you.

[Flynn shrugs, for now at the bottom of his barrel of advice.]

Who knows? Maybe you'll run across the key to that place.
gothelproof: (Hey. Hey. Help?)

[personal profile] gothelproof 2012-05-20 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Emergency contact?

Some guy with a key, I hope?
gothelproof: (Cannot Believe This!)

[personal profile] gothelproof 2012-05-21 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Huh.

Okay, hold on just a minute there -- how, exactly, is this good for me?

You lost me around not calling for help in the first place. If you could have stopped us from ending up here, I might need to go back to not helping you out.
gothelproof: (Umm. Sure.)

[personal profile] gothelproof 2012-05-21 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
And what's that supposed to mean?

I think I can hold it against you. Do you have any idea what you'd be putting people through just to have a conversation?

[Flynn's jaw tightens as he thinks about what being here is keeping him from, but he tries to put thoughts of Rapunzel out of his head.]

Yeah, I've done my share of time without contact from anyone in the middle of the wilderness. Talk to your shadow if it bothers you that much. Or yourself! Or the first tree you see! I really couldn't care less!
gothelproof: (Hey. Hey. Help?)

[personal profile] gothelproof 2012-05-21 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Flynn seems torn for a moment, but eventually he sighs, putting a hand to his forehead as he comes to his own conclusions. As much as he hates to admit it now that he's tried to turn his life around, there has been more than one instance (more than a hundred, really) where he did things only thinking of himself.

It sort of came with the territory of being a thief. At least that's the excuse he would use.
]

Okay, slow down a minute. Look -- let's just get you out of there, then deal with any of the other stuff later.

I've gotten out of worse scrapes than yours. Let's see if I can lend a hand -- what do you know about the... uh.. system-thingy?
gothelproof: (Default)

[personal profile] gothelproof 2012-05-22 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Flynn sighs, rubbing his forehead as he tries to process all of that into something helpful.]

Right, look -- you keep saying that contacting this... uh... "emergency" [cue air quotes] guy can turn things around.

You don't have the slightest, itty-bitty inkling of where to start? Emergencies usually don't give a lot of time for sitting and waiting, you know.
gothelproof: (Cannot Believe This!)

[personal profile] gothelproof 2012-05-22 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa, whoa -- hold on!

[Flynn tries to wave away his previous comment before things can landslide -too- far.]

Did you ever talk to the guy? Maybe he said something you didn't think about, or -- look. Never mind that. I'm around the Mayor's house now. Let's see where the blind spots are -- with any luck, we'll have you a way out found in a jiffy.
gothelproof: (Umm. Sure.)

[personal profile] gothelproof 2012-05-22 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Cue the Flynn blank stare -- why does everyone think he's interested in doing something to them?]

Let you out, accept your undying gratitude, and be on my merry way?
gothelproof: (Umm. Sure.)

[personal profile] gothelproof 2012-05-22 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Baffled.] Now why on earth would I want to do that?
gothelproof: (Hey. Hey. Help?)

[personal profile] gothelproof 2012-05-22 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's not like I'm going to let you do that!

See, where I come from we don't punish people preemptively. So as long as you don't actually keep me from leaving, I don't have a problem with you just yet.
gothelproof: (Cannot Believe This!)

THAT ICON GETS MORE ADORABLE EVERY TIME

[personal profile] gothelproof 2012-05-22 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Flynn ultimately rolls his eyes -- he just can't get this guy!.]

For a guy who's in as much as a bind as you are, you have a funny way of showing appreciation when someone tries to help.

And it's not like you're stuck in there forever. Find a vent or something!

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