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[so many festivities out for people to enjoy! terezi is already thinking of spending such a great time making these important summer memories with her friends, and others. which may or may not include outlandish activities--all in the name of fun of course! she'll be basically running around town visiting the many places and homes just to see what everyone's up to. later she'll start "patrolling" the streets.]

WH4T 4 N1C3 D4Y
4 N1C3 D4Y FOR SOM3 1MPORT4NT M4TT3RS 4ND TH3N SOM3 C3L3BR4T1ON! >:]

1 HOP3 3V3RYON3 1S PR3P4R3D TO K33P TH31R 3Y3S OUT FOR 4NY CR1M1N4LS LURK1NG 1N TH3 SH4DOWS
1 KNOW 1 4M
4RM3D W1TH MY TRUSTY C4N3 TH3R3 1S NO BURGL4R 1 C4NT FO1L
4NYON3 4ROUND SHOULD H3LP M3 P4TROL TH3 STR33TS OF LUM1N1ST1
WHO KNOWS WH3N YOUR N31GHBOR M4Y B3 L1NK3D TO 4N UND3RGROUND CR1M1N4L CH41N
1T COULD 3V3N B3 TH4T SM3LLY 1CH1JOU GUY
4ND R3M3MB3R
JUST1C3 N3V3R SL33PS

PS TH3R3 SHOULD B3 4 SLUMB3R P4RTY
1TD B3 GR34T >8]

(ooc: i assume they're able to use their cats too? or whatever? lol tell me if that's not a thing.)

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I am neither smelly nor a criminal!

Do we even have an underground criminal chain here? The worst crimes I usually hear about are things like a drunken man bumbling into the wrong house.

((I think so! They're just a part of town life.))

H4RD TO B3L13V3...
W1TH TH3 K1ND OF ST3NCH YOUR TYP3 L34V3S B3H1ND!

4N UND3RGROUND CR1M1N4L CH41N GO3S TO GR34T L3NGTHS TO NOT B3 NOT1C34BL3 1N M4NY C4S3S
TH3YR3 NOT JUST P4RT OF TH3 COMMUN1TY
TH3Y *B3COM3* TH3 COMMNU1TY

What do you mean by my "type," exactly? Beauticians? I know that hair dye isn't exactly pleasantly scented, but that's not my fault. And it's ridiculous to use that to try to pin crimes on me.

Why can't you investigate something that's actually suspicious? Since you seem to like hanging around my house so much, maybe you could try to figure out who or what keeps waking me up in the middle of the night by tapping and pounding on my bedroom windows.

HMM
B34UT1C14N HUH >:?

MOR3 L1K3 4N 3V1L B34UT1CR4T
H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3

[welcome to bad puns time with terezi pyrope, hope you enjoy your stay!!]

TH4T SOUNDS C3RT41NLY SUSP1C1OUS!
M4YB3 1TS 4 SCORN3D LOV3R
HOW M4NY P3OPL3S H34RTS D1D YOU BR34K, M1ST3R SMOOTH CR1M1N4L >:?

"Beauticrat" isn't even a word! And I'm not an evil anything!

[But wait!]

A lover? Do you really think so?? Most of the people who might fit into that category I've only spent one or two nights with, so I don't think I've ever been involved enough with anyone to break their heart...

I'll be so excited if someone actually cares about me enough to try to get my attention like that!

TH4TS WH4T TH3Y 4LL S4Y >8]

M4YB3 1T W4S TRU3 LOV3 4T F1RST S1GHT

[what is she even saying now. yeah, she'll just roll with this!!]

OR M4YB3 1TS TH3 R3D H41R
TH3 ONLY TH1NG 4BOUT YOU TH4T DO3SNT SM3LL SL33ZY CR1M1N4L 1NT3NT

True love!

Perhaps I should leave my curtains open so that they can watch their angel sleep [and drool all over] and if I'm lucky, I might wake up to catch a glimpse of them before they vanish into the night again...

[now is wondering if this is a good idea...but is also thinking of leading him on to really believe there is someone like that.

which is obviously working. she'd just have to use more ninja-ier methods. someone stop her.]

SOM3HOW WH3N YOU S4Y TH1NGS L1K3 TH4T 1T M4K3S TH3 1D34 OF SOM3ON3 4CTU4LLY ST4LK1NG YOU SOUND L3SS ROM4NT1C
4ND V3RY S1LLY

BUT 1D S4Y GO FOR 1T!
YOU N3V3R KNOW WH4T YOU M4Y S33 OUTS1D3 YOUR W1NDOW 1F YOU DO G3T
'LUCKY 3NOUGH'

Love is a very silly thing a lot of the time, but I don't know how what I said could be construed as silly. That wasn't what I was going for at all.

Maybe you'll understand it more when you're older.

I just hope it really is an admirer and not something disappointing like a poorly-placed shrub scraping against my windows in the breeze.

TH3 P4RT WH3R3 YOU M3NT1ON YOUR3 4N 4NG3L
UNL3SS YOU H4V3 B33N HOLD1NG OUT ON M3 4ND 4R3 S3CR3TLY H1D1NG W1NGS >:?

MOR3 SUSP1C1OUS TH1NGS TO 1NV3ST1G4T3 1 GU3SS

FOR SOM3 R34SON 1 COULD TOT4LLY S33 1T H4PP3N1NG...

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] sent the user manicurious [MC] the file "1N_WH1CH_TH3_CH3RRY_R3D_BUTT_4ND_TH3_MYST3RY_OF_TH3_STR4NG3_NO1S3_4R3_1NVOVL3D_1N 4_SORT_OF_H1L4R1OUS_D3P1CT1ON_OF_TH3_ONLY_POSS1BL3_OUTCOM3_R3L4T1NG_TO_H1S _3XP3CT4T1ONS.txt" --

>8D

That was a metaphor! Haven't you ever heard a love song? They're always calling the subject of their love or lust angels. It's supposed to be beautiful and poetic.

[There's a bit of a pause as he reads the story...]

That was...

Actually pretty good, except for the beginning and also the end. And the title. But I enjoyed the middle.

LUST 4NG3LS SOUND GROSS
4R3 YOU B31NG SN34K1LY GROSS, 1CH1JOU?
>:]

1M GL4D YOU D1D!
1 T3ND TO KNOW HOW JUST TO WR1T3 TH1NGS
1 KNOW 1 3NJOY3D 3V3RY B1T OF 1T

I'm not being gross. I'm never gross.

Except for maybe when I'm sick, but I can't help that.

I hate to disappoint you, but even if my potential stalker is actually a plant, I wouldn't fall into that deep of a depression. I've sustained myself on relatively impersonal affairs up to this point, and I see no reason why I can't continue with that until someone finally sticks.

1LL H4V3 TO 1NT3RROG4T3 SOM3 CLOS3MOUTH3D W1TN3SS3S TO V3R1FY WH3TH3R OR NOT YOUR3 T3LL1NG TH3 TRUTH 4BOUT TH4T

WOULD YOU STOP US1NG 4LL THOS3 SM3LLY H41RPRODUCTS 4ND THOS3 OTH3R TH1NGS 4ND CRY YOURS3LF TO SL33P 3V3RY D4Y 1F 1T W4S 4 P3RSON?

As if I'd start slacking on my appearance just because of a steady relationship!

I don't cry myself to sleep every day! Only some days. You're exaggerating. How do you even know that?

But I would be quite a bit happier, as long as we got along well enough that I'd finally have someone who's a perfect match. I wouldn't even have the time to be upset because we'd be too busy cuddling and feeding each other and calling each other cute names...

YOU H4V3NT H4D ON3 OF THOS3 B3FOR3 THOUGH R1GHT >:?
HOW DO YOU KNOW TH3 STR3SS WH3N YOU 4CTU4LLY G3T 1NTO 4 N3W ON3 WONT B3 TOO MUCH?

OH SO YOU CRY YOURS3LF TO SL33P SOM3 D4YS
YOU SOUND PR3TTY LON3LY!

4NYW4Y
1 KNOW 1T B3C4US3 1 H4V3 M1ND POW3RS

PFFFH4H4H4H4H4H4
YOU KNOW HOW TO M4K3 MY D4Y BR1GHT3R W1TH SUCH H1L4R1OUS M4T3R14L
SOM3T1M3S 1 WOND3R HOW YOU DO 1T

That's absolutely none of your business!

But
Well
I do get painfully lonely sometimes. It only gets worse when I think about my oh-so-perfect brother-in-law's relationships. He's like a force of nature - everything just gravitates toward him and he doesn't even have to try!

Meanwhile I'm here like a little flower that has to reach and reach just to get some sunlight.

Wait, what's so amusing?

H3H3H3H3H3

WHOS YOUR BROTH3R 1N L4W?
4ND YOU DONT H4V3 4NY R3L4T1V3S TH4T V1S1T, 4T 4LL?

YOU JUST S4Y TH3S3 FUNNY TH1NGS
L1K3
"WH3N 1 4ND TH4T P3RSON G3T 1NTO 4 R3L4T1ONSH1P W3 W1LL M4K3 K1SSY F4C3S 4ND SMUSH OUR NOS3S TOG3TH3R ROM4NT1C4LLY
FOR3V3R"

What, you don't know?

I suppose most people probably don't know that I'm related to Mister Doctor Well-Liked Super-Genius Amazing Smith, most esteemed and well known for being popular and loved and having a phD in literally every subject ever.

Even though I despise him for having practically everything I want, he is one of the very few family members who actually bothers to check on me from time to time. Occasionally my siblings' kids will visit, too, but that's about it.

Well of course what I say sounds silly when you call it smushing our noses together. It's properly called nuzzling. And I'll have you know that nuzzling is very comforting, even if you're only doing it to a pillow.

OH R1GHT
1M PR3TTY SUR3 TH1S 1S TH3 F1RST T1M3 1M H34R1NG 4BOUT 4NYTH1NG 1NVOLV1NG YOU 4ND TH1S SUP3R SUCC3SSFUL GUY 1N TH3 S4M3 S3NT3NC3

Y34H TH4T GUY 1S PR3TTY COOL 1 GU3SS
BUT H3 H4SNT SHOWN TO B3 N34RLY 4S 3NT3RT41N1NG 4S YOU

4WWWW TH4TS K1ND OF N1C3 OF H1M!

4LR1GHT TH3N BUT TH4T R3M1NDS M3
HOW M4NY T1M3S H4V3 YOU PR4CT1C3D NUZZL1NG YOUR P1LLOW 1M4G1N1NG 1T W4S SOM3ON3S F4C3?

He probably only does it out of pity because the rest of my family, particularly blood relatives, seem to view me as some kind of embarrassment. I like to think that I'm at least decent. I swear there's no pleasing some people!

I would hardly call pillow-nuzzling "practice." And I don't pretend that it's a person! At least not consciously. Sometimes I'll act on especially vivid dreams, but that does not count.

M4YB3 H3 DO3S 1T OUT OF LOV3
BROTH3R 1N L4W OR NOT YOU GUYS 4R3 ST1LL F4M1LY R1GHT >:?

3V3N 1F TH3 R3ST 4R3NT 4S N1C3 TO YOU 1 M34N
SOM3ON3 H4S TO C4R3 >:]

4LR1GHT TH3N
4NYW4Y R3G4RDL3SS OF THOS3 TH1NGS 1 HOP3 YOU DONT ST4Y 1NS1D3 4ND M1SS TH3 P4RTY
1TS GO1NG TO B3 PR3TTY 3XC1T1NG!

I don't know about that. I always suspected that if it wasn't out of pity, it was to rub in how successful he is compared to me.

Party? You mean the annual festival? You know I wouldn't miss it for anything. How could I possibly resist the allure of sweets and wine and the opportunity to dress up? That would practically be criminal!

TH3N 1 SH4LL S33 YOU TH3R3 SOON!

M1ST3R R3D CH3RRY CR1M1N4L M4ST3RM1ND

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