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[so many festivities out for people to enjoy! terezi is already thinking of spending such a great time making these important summer memories with her friends, and others. which may or may not include outlandish activities--all in the name of fun of course! she'll be basically running around town visiting the many places and homes just to see what everyone's up to. later she'll start "patrolling" the streets.]

WH4T 4 N1C3 D4Y
4 N1C3 D4Y FOR SOM3 1MPORT4NT M4TT3RS 4ND TH3N SOM3 C3L3BR4T1ON! >:]

1 HOP3 3V3RYON3 1S PR3P4R3D TO K33P TH31R 3Y3S OUT FOR 4NY CR1M1N4LS LURK1NG 1N TH3 SH4DOWS
1 KNOW 1 4M
4RM3D W1TH MY TRUSTY C4N3 TH3R3 1S NO BURGL4R 1 C4NT FO1L
4NYON3 4ROUND SHOULD H3LP M3 P4TROL TH3 STR33TS OF LUM1N1ST1
WHO KNOWS WH3N YOUR N31GHBOR M4Y B3 L1NK3D TO 4N UND3RGROUND CR1M1N4L CH41N
1T COULD 3V3N B3 TH4T SM3LLY 1CH1JOU GUY
4ND R3M3MB3R
JUST1C3 N3V3R SL33PS

PS TH3R3 SHOULD B3 4 SLUMB3R P4RTY
1TD B3 GR34T >8]

(ooc: i assume they're able to use their cats too? or whatever? lol tell me if that's not a thing.)

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I am neither smelly nor a criminal!

Do we even have an underground criminal chain here? The worst crimes I usually hear about are things like a drunken man bumbling into the wrong house.

((I think so! They're just a part of town life.))

H4RD TO B3L13V3...
W1TH TH3 K1ND OF ST3NCH YOUR TYP3 L34V3S B3H1ND!

4N UND3RGROUND CR1M1N4L CH41N GO3S TO GR34T L3NGTHS TO NOT B3 NOT1C34BL3 1N M4NY C4S3S
TH3YR3 NOT JUST P4RT OF TH3 COMMUN1TY
TH3Y *B3COM3* TH3 COMMNU1TY

What do you mean by my "type," exactly? Beauticians? I know that hair dye isn't exactly pleasantly scented, but that's not my fault. And it's ridiculous to use that to try to pin crimes on me.

Why can't you investigate something that's actually suspicious? Since you seem to like hanging around my house so much, maybe you could try to figure out who or what keeps waking me up in the middle of the night by tapping and pounding on my bedroom windows.

HMM
B34UT1C14N HUH >:?

MOR3 L1K3 4N 3V1L B34UT1CR4T
H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3

[welcome to bad puns time with terezi pyrope, hope you enjoy your stay!!]

TH4T SOUNDS C3RT41NLY SUSP1C1OUS!
M4YB3 1TS 4 SCORN3D LOV3R
HOW M4NY P3OPL3S H34RTS D1D YOU BR34K, M1ST3R SMOOTH CR1M1N4L >:?

"Beauticrat" isn't even a word! And I'm not an evil anything!

[But wait!]

A lover? Do you really think so?? Most of the people who might fit into that category I've only spent one or two nights with, so I don't think I've ever been involved enough with anyone to break their heart...

I'll be so excited if someone actually cares about me enough to try to get my attention like that!

now now. no need to pick on him.

Edited 2012-07-04 06:27 (UTC)

TH4TS WH4T TH3Y 4LL S4Y >8]

M4YB3 1T W4S TRU3 LOV3 4T F1RST S1GHT

[what is she even saying now. yeah, she'll just roll with this!!]

OR M4YB3 1TS TH3 R3D H41R
TH3 ONLY TH1NG 4BOUT YOU TH4T DO3SNT SM3LL SL33ZY CR1M1N4L 1NT3NT

1 C4NT H3LP 1T THOUGH
H3H3
1TS SO MUCH FUN!
1 B3T H3S H4V1NG FUN TOO >:]

Edited 2012-07-04 07:46 (UTC)

True love!

Perhaps I should leave my curtains open so that they can watch their angel sleep [and drool all over] and if I'm lucky, I might wake up to catch a glimpse of them before they vanish into the night again...

is that so? he never seemed to take jokes aimed at himself very well.

[now is wondering if this is a good idea...but is also thinking of leading him on to really believe there is someone like that.

which is obviously working. she'd just have to use more ninja-ier methods. someone stop her.]

SOM3HOW WH3N YOU S4Y TH1NGS L1K3 TH4T 1T M4K3S TH3 1D34 OF SOM3ON3 4CTU4LLY ST4LK1NG YOU SOUND L3SS ROM4NT1C
4ND V3RY S1LLY

BUT 1D S4Y GO FOR 1T!
YOU N3V3R KNOW WH4T YOU M4Y S33 OUTS1D3 YOUR W1NDOW 1F YOU DO G3T
'LUCKY 3NOUGH'

1TS 4 W3LL CONSTRUCT3D F4C4D3
4FT3R 4LL H3S PR3TTY OLD 4ND LON3LY
H3 LOV3S TH3 4TT3NT1ON, 4NY OF 1T 4T 4LL
1 B3L13V3 1 H34RD H1M S4Y 1T ONC3 BUT FOR TH3 L1F3 OF M3 1 COULDNT R3M3MB3R WH3N

haha, yes. can't have anyone wrecking the celebrations! ;)

maybe he should look into using fewer bath oils. when they all mix together…

sounds like a good time! need me to get anything for you?

3X4CTLY >8D

1TS L1K3 4 B1G CLOUD OF OV3RWH3LM1NG SC3NT3D FLOW3RS STUCK SO F4R UP YOUR NOSTR1LS 1T 1S PROB4BLY MOR3 L1K3LY YOUR3 1NH4L1NG FR4GR3NC3S TH3N R34L 41R!

R41NBOW COLORED P4RTY STR34M3R 4ND C4NDY SOUND PR3TTY GOOD
H3H3H3 TH4NKS

i'll have an eye out for anyone threatening fun and festivity :)

i couldn't have put it any better! that's why people really need to step aside.

all right, i'll get those to you by the end of the day. do you want any particular kinds of candy, or shall i just go wild?

Love is a very silly thing a lot of the time, but I don't know how what I said could be construed as silly. That wasn't what I was going for at all.

Maybe you'll understand it more when you're older.

I just hope it really is an admirer and not something disappointing like a poorly-placed shrub scraping against my windows in the breeze.

i cant argue with that. but it doesnt mean it needs to be negative attention. what officer of the law teases her people?

haha even justice-seekers need coffee and cake sometimes! let me know if your trail leads you to the Talon, ok? i'll have something good whipped up for you guys

i'll keep my eyes out for criminals, don't worry ;) they won't know what hit them

1 KN3W 1 COULD COUNT ON YOU F3LLOW P4RTN3R H4WK >:]

SOM3TH1NG 1 C4NT 1M4G1N3 1CH1JOU DO1NG UNL3SS H3 W4S B31NG CH4S3D BY 4 W1LD BO4R

Y3S
1 W4NT 4LL OF TH3 R3D ON3S
TH3YR3 TH3 MOST D3L1C1OUS K1NDS OF C4NDY 3V3R!

TH3 P4RT WH3R3 YOU M3NT1ON YOUR3 4N 4NG3L
UNL3SS YOU H4V3 B33N HOLD1NG OUT ON M3 4ND 4R3 S3CR3TLY H1D1NG W1NGS >:?

MOR3 SUSP1C1OUS TH1NGS TO 1NV3ST1G4T3 1 GU3SS

FOR SOM3 R34SON 1 COULD TOT4LLY S33 1T H4PP3N1NG...

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] sent the user manicurious [MC] the file "1N_WH1CH_TH3_CH3RRY_R3D_BUTT_4ND_TH3_MYST3RY_OF_TH3_STR4NG3_NO1S3_4R3_1NVOVL3D_1N 4_SORT_OF_H1L4R1OUS_D3P1CT1ON_OF_TH3_ONLY_POSS1BL3_OUTCOM3_R3L4T1NG_TO_H1S _3XP3CT4T1ONS.txt" --

>8D

4WWWWWW BUT 1TS NOT R34LLY N3G4T1V3 1F 1M R34LLY DO1NG 1T OUT OF FR13NDSH1P
FR13NDS T34S3 34CH OTH3R 4 LOT R1GHT??

D1D 1 H34R TH3 WORD
C4K3 >:?

1 M1GHT SW1NG BY PR3TTY SOON TH3N
1 N3V3R COULD R3S1ST TH3 CR1M1N4L T3MPT4T1ON OF SW33TS

1 B3T TH3Y WONT!
YOUD PROB4BLY S3ND TH3M 1NTO 4 D33P SL33P FOR 4 WH1L3
H3H3H3

That was a metaphor! Haven't you ever heard a love song? They're always calling the subject of their love or lust angels. It's supposed to be beautiful and poetic.

[There's a bit of a pause as he reads the story...]

That was...

Actually pretty good, except for the beginning and also the end. And the title. But I enjoyed the middle.

out of friendship is it? as long as he knows youre not just being cruel.

LUST 4NG3LS SOUND GROSS
4R3 YOU B31NG SN34K1LY GROSS, 1CH1JOU?
>:]

1M GL4D YOU D1D!
1 T3ND TO KNOW HOW JUST TO WR1T3 TH1NGS
1 KNOW 1 3NJOY3D 3V3RY B1T OF 1T

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