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[fireflyheir]

[previously unknown secondary uses for windsock hoodies: impromptu scarves, which John has wrapped around most of his face, because what even is this. Admittedly it doesn't help the arm situation much, but that's what he's trying to find a jumper for.]

Okay, it wasn't this cold last time! It can't have been that long. [with a glance at the ceiling] Seriously, what is this place's deal?

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[chainsawspistice]

[Oh, the John human.]

Have You Been Here Prior

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[fireflyheir]

yeah
it seemed a lot nicer then, though!
it's kanaya, right?

[chainsawspistice]

Yes
And You Are The John Human
Should I Take Your Arrival Here As A Harbinger Of Jades Imminent Appearance As Well

[fireflyheir]

yeah, that's me!
uh… i don't know about that! i haven't seen her so far, but i haven't been outside yet
why do you say that, anyway?

[chainsawspistice]

Dave Then Rose Arrived Before You
If Youre Here Too It Only Stands To Reason That Jade Will Be Next Does It Not

[fireflyheir]

yeah, that does make sense
at least a little bit
i'll keep an eye out!
what about you guys, though? do you think any of the other trolls will arrive?

is rose still here?

[chainsawspistice]

I Have Witnessed But Three Of My Coplayers So Far
Vriska Terezi And Nepeta
Though It Seems Nepeta Has Since Departed
Theres A Chance More Will Arrive But I Would Not Suspend My Vital Life Processes Over It
Rose Has Long Been Absent As Well And I Suspect She Is Gone Completely

[fireflyheir]

aww. that's too bad.
oh… well, thanks kanaya
i hope she's alright

[chainsawspistice]

She Should Be Returned To Her Rightful Place And Timeline
As Should We All When We Are Deemed Fit To Return
Though The Criteria Of Said Deeming Eludes Me To Be Honest

[fireflyheir]

oh. well that's good then
it's probably the same criteria used for bringing us here in the first place
or related to them

[chainsawspistice]

Ive Been Told Residents Have Been Filmed Here
And The Recordings Broadcasted For Entertainment Purposes
If That Holds True Now Perhaps Willful Tedium Is The Key To Escape

[fireflyheir]

you mean a tv show?
so we're being filmed right now?

[chainsawspistice]

Its Been The Precedent As Far As I Am Aware
Also There Was One So Called Fan In Contact With Us Who Seemed Familiar With Me Despite My More Recent Arrival
So It Is A Likelihood That Yes We Are Being Filmed Right At This Moment

[fireflyheir]

i'm not sure i'm okay with this.
shouldn't there be, i don't know, a consent form?
when did that happen?

[chainsawspistice]

It Was Presented To You When You Completed Your Perfectly Voluntary Lease Agreement Here
That Is To Say It Never Happened
But If You Want To Sue Be My Guest

[fireflyheir]

heh!
well, we could probably all do that
is there anyone we could talk to about it, though?

[chainsawspistice]

In Theory The Mayor Would Be The Primary Authority On The Matter
If Negligence Werent His Most Cherished Pastime I Mean
The Man Named Nathan Seems Most Receptive To Our Complaints But He Is Far From Omnipotent
If You Address The Cat Network With Sufficient Ardor He Or Someone Of Equivalent Effect May Address Your Complaints
Eventually
Maybe

[fireflyheir]

what, just… spam the network overall?
doesn't he have a name or a number or something that'll let us send messages straight to him?

[and that last bit is not comforting, so he's leaving it alone for the moment.]

[chainsawspistice]

I Havent Tried Myself
The Man Named Ichijou Seiya Appears Well Connected So He May Be A More Efficient Node Of Contact
He Is The One With Long Red Hair And An Apparent Fondness For Dramatic Flair
You Can Try Asking Him

[fireflyheir]

yeah that would probably work out better
thanks kanaya