[surprised] This again? Blimey, lose your face again, and I'll start think--[his eyes widen a bit as something occurs to him and he grabs hold of Jamie's shoulders]--hold on a mo'! Jamie, you didn't look into a television set and see a middle-aged woman, did you?

[he frowns severely the moment those words leave his mouth and he starts to mutter] Well, it can't be her because you've still got your face and aren't a semi-lifeless husk of your former self. So what is it...?