[The stockings are quite utilitarian, actually, having been knit out of a beigeish-coloured yarn and lacking any noticeable decoration.]

Aye, well, as long as they'll stand up to a wee bit of dirt I suppose it doesn't matter much if they look different. Mind ye, I'd prefer they not be too fancy.

[Or pink, but he thinks that goes without saying.]

Do ye need me to give ye one for a pattern?