I see, I see. [Not even skipping a beat, continuing to carefully, perfectly paint each fingernail.] The only real update that I can provide on my side of things is that I still believe in that theory that I mentioned earlier.

Typically I would never go out in public looking like this, however; with most of the town still deserted I suppose I can let it slide just this one time. I'd like to see who else shows up - I know for sure that even though I openly threatened everyone, not all of us who are still here answered my attempt at giving everyone peace of mind. I suppose I'll have to try to be more intimidating next time!

Besides, it would be rude to make you hold on to a gift.