No. That's stupid. What a stupid idea! [In other words, yes, but he doesn't want to admit it.]

I'm fairly certain that he was still there earlier today. I was somewhat preoccupied with wondering why I wasn't dead anymore, but he was probably still there. Perhaps it's some kind of time anomaly? If I can be not-dead again without being undead, I wouldn't be surprised if that kind of nonsense could occur as well.

Technically I was already dead, but not because of a "Meta." Unless that's some kind of unfamiliar term for "zombies" or "a bullet to the face."