If you weren't wearing a helmet that would undoubtedly break my nails, I'd slap you upside the head for those comments.

Agent Washington did NOT try to blow me up at all. Not even a single time.

He did shoot me in the head, but that was ONLY because I told him to. And it was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me! How many friends do you have who would shoot you right in the face if you told them to, huh?