Whoa, no. Shut up. I'm not the one fondling them all over the place like Hugh Hefner fondling his string of blondes. [Except he is. Kind of. But he's really just holding it. The line between fondling and holding may seem blurry to some, but it's very clear to him.] You do it.

Anyway it's not my job to know and be psychic. It's yours.