All he wants is some food and a rest, man. And for the lab to be flawlessly clean. And for everyone to like him. And for the ability to kick out anyone who he dislikes. And for someone to help him paint his toenails (doing it yourself is hard, okay). And a bunch of gold and jewels. And to be bestest friends with Filippo. And for someone to hold him and tell him everything will be okay. And...

It's totally not much!

You enjoy it because you're terrrrrrrrrrible!!