See, that's exactly what I'm referring to, that thing you're doing - the twirling. That's adorable. And I was going to tease you because it seemed like it would be easy since you were so confused, not to mention that while it may seem like I'm standing right in front of you, I'm actually quite far away. So if you decided to get back at me with that hammer of yours, it wouldn't work.

Lately it's been very rare for me to find someone that I can get the better of like that.

[He just smirks incredulously at the offer to teach him how to fight. Ichijou is just as delicate, if not more, than he looks! He'd rather make someone else do it.]

Since you're on my good side so far, you happen to be in luck! I think I can explain more about this place than the average person you'll find. This is Luministi, which is a place with two parts: The side you're on is a small town, obviously, and the side I'm on is a mostly-abandoned research facility.

Almost everyone you'll meet arrived in the same exact manner as you did, although at different times.