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[terezi_pyrope]

W3LL TH4T W4S PR3TTY RUD3
1F YOU W4NT TO T4K3 SOM3ON3 SOM3WH3R3 YOU SHOULDNT DO 1T WH3N TH3YR3 BUSY T4LK1NG TO SOM3ON3

TH1S M4YOR 4ND H1S FR13NDS 4R3 B31NG M4RK3D DOWN 4S TH3 CR1M1N4L M4ST3RM1ND 4ND THOS3 GU1LTY BY 4SSOC14T1ON UNT1L FURTH3R NOT1C3

1 R34LLY DONT H4V3 T1M3 FOR TH1S
1 H4V3 PL4C3S TO B3 4ND TH1NGS TO DO

TH3 N3XT ORD3R OF BUS1N3SS TH4T N33DS TO B3 DON3 1S 1 N33D 3V3RYON3 TO T3LL M3 4LL YOU KNOW 4BOUT TH1S M4YOR 4ND 3V3RY S1NGL3 T1DB1T OF 1NFORM4T1ON 4BOUT TH1S TOWN

4LSO 1T WOULDNT B3 TOO UNR34SON4BL3 TO SUSP3CT TH3R3S SOM3TH1NG UP W1TH TH1S SO C4LL3D C3L3BR4T1ON OF TH31RS

BUT 31TH3R W4Y
TH1S 1NV3ST1G4T1ON 1SNT GO1NG TO ST4RT 1TS3LF 

ooc: for those who want to meet up w/ her, we can do a thread.

Comments

text;

[painlessfighter]

[Natsuo can figure out the text quirk well enough - he plays MMOs after all.]

This does color ??

This town is STUPID!! This is Luministi and we're stuck here again. I want to go back home!!

who are you?

[video]

[bonnypiperlad]

[Jamie, on the other hand, stares blankly at the screen, not comprehending what he's seeing. His face is lit oddly, a sort of pale-green color, and there's rocks behind him. Wherever he is, it's not the town. He makes a face and shakes the CAT.]

Och, there's something wrong with this thingy again.

text

[terezi_pyrope]

YUP
1T TOOK 4 M1R4CL3 BUT 1 GOT 1T WORK1NG

1 S33 YOUR3 TYP1NG 1N BOR1NG FONT COLOR THOUGH >:P

4G41N?
SO YOUV3 B33N S3NT H3R3 B3FOR3

1M T3R3Z1 PYROP3
FUTUR3 3NFORC3R OF TH3 L4W

4ND WH1L3 W3R3 ON TH3 TOP1C

WH4TS YOUR N4M3
4ND WHO 1S R34LLY B3H1ND TH1S?

text

[terezi_pyrope]

[terezi takes a sniff and naturally from her side licks the screen, making her curious.]

TH3R3S NOTH1NG WRONG W1TH 1T
1TS WORK1NG JUST F1N3

WHO 4ND WH3R3 4R3 YOU >:?

[text]

[chainsawspistice]

Straight To Business I See

[text]

[terezi_pyrope]

Y3S
TH4TS 3X4CTLY WH4T 1M DO1NG

TH3R3S NO T1M3 TO W4ST3
TH3 L4ST TH1NG 1 W4NT 4R3 N4STY SURPR1S3S
3SP3C14LLY 1N TH3 F4C3 OF TH3 UNKNOWN!

BY TH3 W4Y
H1 >:]

[chainsawspistice]

Hey
Have You Seen Anyone Else
Karkat Or Vriska For Instance

[terezi_pyrope]

Y3S
1 S4W TH3M W4LK1NG DOWN TH3 STR33T 1N F4CT
DOWN TH3 STR33T OF NOWH3R3
>:O

D1D YOU S33 4NYON3 3LS3 R3COGNIZ34BL3?

[chainsawspistice]

No Youre The First
There Are Humans Though
Plenty Of Humans

[terezi_pyrope]

HUM4NS 3V3RYWH3R3 Y3S
4ND Y3T N4RY 4 COOLK1D 1N S1GHT
HOW W1LL W3 3V3R GO ON?

[painlessfighter]

:P! I'm working on it - the settings won't save. Boo.

Yeah I've been here before. And now I'm here again. It's stupid. They put us on some sort of TV show and made us deal with weird things because people really liked it.

I'm Natsuo. So you're a future police person? Weird.

And last time, Resarci was behind this. But he's gone, so I don't know what's going on this time, but we should find whoever it is and hurt him. ^_^

[terezi_pyrope]

L4M3333

WOW >:\

YUP TH4TS M3
GU3SS 1T SOUNDS L1K3 TH1S 1S 4NOTH3R PL4C2 1 MUST CL34R OF 1NJUST1C3

Y3S W3 SHOULD!

TH3N H4NG TH31R PRON3 D34D BODY FOR 4LL TO S33 TO S3T 4N 3X4MPL3 SO NO ON3 W1LL B3 T3MPT3D TO FOLLOW 1N 4NYMOR3 OF TH3S3 GUYS FOOTST3PS

[painlessfighter]

Got it!!

Best idea! And since they want it on TV so bad, we can record it for everyone!

[terezi_pyrope]

Y3S!!

N4TSUO
1 TH1NK W3R3 GO1NG TO G3T 4LONG PR3TTY GR34T
3SP3C14LLY W1TH TH4T L4V3ND3R T3XT OF YOURS
1TS 4BSOLUT3LY R3FR3SH1NG
H3H3H3H3

[chainsawspistice]

I Think Youve Missed The Grander Implication Here
And That Is That Weve Been Taken Somewhere Primarily Occupied By Humans
Which Is In Direct Opposition To Our Knowledge That Their Planet Is Currently Nonexistent
The Underlying Explanation Escapes Me But There Is Something Unusual About This
Aside From Our Apparently Instantaneous Transuniversal Transportation

[terezi_pyrope]

ON TH3 CONTR4RY
1 D1DNT M1SS 1T 4T 4LL

TH3R3S 4N 4NWS3R 1V3 COM3 UP W1TH ON MY OWN
W3 4R3 S1MPLY 1N 4 D1FF3R3NT UN1V3RS3 4LTOG3TH3R WH3R3 NO ON3 3ND3D UP PL4Y1NG TH3 G4M3 FROM TH3 HUM4NS WORLD

HOW3V3R TH3Y M4N4G3D TO T34R US OUT OF OUR PL4C3 1S B3YOND M3
3SP3C14LLY WH3TH3R OR NOT TH3 ON3S B3H1ND TH1S 4R3 4CTU4LLY HUM4N

[text]

[luke_triton]

[Luke is learning how this little device works, oh yes.

The way this is typed is not helping at all, oh no.]

Inv3st1g4t1on?

[not here!!!!!!!!]

[notsot8rri8le]

[UGH NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

WHY YOU OF ALL TROLLS

FUUUUUUUUCK]

[chainsawspistice]

Yes I Suppose The Possibility That Weve Been Inducted Into A Sentient Menagerie Isnt Nil
If It Were True It Begs The Question Why The Human Troll Ratio Appears As It Is When Theyve Shown The Potential For Nigh Omnipotent Space Time Repudiation
In Other Words There Is A Curious Lack Of Diversity Here
But I Guess That Part Isnt Important Right Now
Where Are You

[text]

[terezi_pyrope]

[terezi thinks it's a little bit cute when he figures it out.]

Y3S
YOU S33M QU1CK3R TH3N SOM3 H3R3

1M ON 4N 1NV3ST1G4T1ON TO F1GUR3 OUT WHO TH3 CULPR1TS 4R3
SO 1 C4N C4TCH 4ND PUN1SH TH3M FOR TH31R CR1M3S

OF WH1CH 1 L34RN3D 4R3 4L34DY B4D 3NOUGH >:\

[text]

[luke_triton]

If you're trying to hide your messages with a code you're not using a very good one.

[terezi_pyrope]

GOOD QU3ST1ON!

CURR3NTLY 1M N34R TH3 TOWN SQU4R3

1 TH1NK

[the i think only comes from the fact that she's pretty new here.]

Re: [text]

[terezi_pyrope]

H3H3H3
TH4TS NOT 1T 4T 4LL

TH1S 1S JUST HOW 1 S3ND M3SS4G3S >:]

[text]

[luke_triton]

Are you sure? I've learned lots of codes, I could show you some that would be hard to crack!

[text]

[terezi_pyrope]

H3H3H3H3H3H3

1M SUR3

TH1S 1S JUST MY JUST1C3 F1LL3D T3XT 1V3 B33N US1NG S1NC3 FOR3V3R
WH1L3 1TS NOT 4 COD3 BUT MOSTLY 4 QU1RK UN1QU3 TO MY SP3C13S
1T H3LPS M3 HUNT CR1M1N4LS DOWN