I'm being totally and completely serious right now. I was about to contact you before I was pulled here to this...other world. [yeah, he's quickly realizing that no matter how he tries to explain it, it's only going to come off as crazy, and he's anything but, especially right now.] It's difficult to explain, but I've been here for more than six months with no way to contact you or anyone back home. No way until now, that is.