Gracious greetings and salutations, surprise and esteemed guest! It's absolutely amazing and exciting that we're almost ready to begin the new season, don't you think! What will happen this year?

Malfeasant murder machinations?!

Sudden but inevitable betrayals?!

Will those secret romances that have been building up for the past season or two finally blossom with a spectacular and sparkling bang?!

Stay tuned for more, loyal citizens of Luministi!