You say that as if I was planning to tear the whole place down and build it back up again! Do I look like the kind of person who would have the strength or the energy to take on such a task?

[To demonstrate, he holds up his hands to show off the soft, perfect skin and the slightly long and meticulously manicured nails.]

These are not the hands of a person who could do something like that. About the "worst" I could manage is putting up some wreaths and ribbons. So it'll be fine, I'm sure! The town could probably tell me if I've overstepped some kind of boundary anyway, since it seems to have a mind of its own sometimes.