>As soon as the elevator door opens, you take a couple of steps forward and proceed to FLIP THE FUCK OUT. You are SO FRUSTRATED, as evidenced by the fact that you double over and start CRYING PROFUSELY FOR SEVERAL MINUTES.

>Eventually your crying turns into soft sobs and you gently wipe the tears off of your face with your MAGICAL SCARF.

>All that crying makes you kind of thirsty. You approach the FOUNTAIN, considering scooping a bit of WATER out to drink, but you quickly think better of it. People put COINS in there. COINS that have touched their FILTHY HANDS. You are SUITABLY REVOLTED by this thought and stop short.

>You decide to give the TOWN SQUARE a counterclockwise walk-around, hesitating when you're pretty sure you hear that MUSIC a little more clearly. You take a few steps to the NORTH to confirm.

>You once again believe that you may actually be getting somewhere after all and call upon your FAITHFUL WIRY FRIEND.

"Alright, we're going to activate the screen again, and this time we're choosing "A." I want to go over there."

>You point at the NORTH DOOR.

>You kind of hope that the PAPERCLIP ASSISTANT does these things for you, because you are QUITE TIRED.