>You have a good feeling about this, so you give the ONLY ELEVATOR BUTTON AVAILABLE a firm press with a couple of your fingertips. You begin to imagine what kind of place this will take you. The first thing to come to mind is the FAKE TOWN SQUARE, which is also, coincidentally, the option that will make you throw a MASSIVE SHITFIT.

>The MUSIC does help to soothe you a little, though.