[Realizing that he had started holding his fork oddly, he places the cake and fork back on the table and crosses his arms.] It absolutely would! It was alarming even when I walked through town to assess the damage quite a while after everything occurred! Just imagining how everyone managed to pull all of that off in the span of an hour makes my stomach turn, to be honest.

Anyway, I'm glad to hear that you wouldn't care to get between me and a bit of revenge. If it adds to your peace of mind any, I can assure you that my punishments are always quite fair and proportionate in my opinion... [After a moment, he realizes that that doesn't really mean anything and attempts to put it in perspective. He sounds oddly proud that:] I've never killed or seriously injured anyone, at least.

I do have to wonder how likely it is that we'll even get a chance to strike back at whoever is responsible for all this nonsense. Considering they seem to possess the ability to make entire locations and body parts and likely many other things appear and disappear at a whim, it seems fairly improbable.