Well, I can tell you for certain that if I were the one in charge of this town, I would have punished all of you most harshly and made sure to publicly humiliate all involved to make the townspeople feel a bit better. I may have even felt that way just after arriving here!

Luckily for everyone, as it is, I'm still holding a grudge for that little curtain fiasco. [The filing ceases, he brushes off his hands, then retrieves his cake.] While I appreciate this town as a sort of sanctuary, attempts at modifying my appearance without my permission invariably leave me a bit bloodthirsty.

[That's a normal thing to say, right? He takes a little bite of his cake and carries on as if it is.]

Did you see anything interesting in the Mayor's home?