[wise enough! he's a doctor of just about everything, so they'd be here for a very long time if he listed off all the things he was a doctor of.]

Well, that's a given! No town is ever going to come out and say, "Hello! We've kidnapped you from your natural place in time and space and plunked you down here where we expect you to live in peace in these boring yet extravagant homes--except we're also going to throw you into situations where we're going to test your endurance and tolerance for all things strange and weird!" now are they?