[In Spinelli's case it's more that he's just a bit eccentric in his choice of speech pattern. He's actually quite sincere about his offer to help. He's tickled pink by the idea of being likened to a wizard, though - and briefly laughs in a rather, well, geeky sounding sort of way.]

Not in the traditional sense, but I am the assassin of the internet - the ace of cyberspace, as it were. There is not a firewall I am unable to breach or a program I cannot defeat with the aid of my trusty laptop and my own cyber skills. I am quite willing to provide you and the others with my assistance however I can. If there is a way to find your location and effect an escape, oh hijacked one, I am certain I can find it.